Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Vice President Shoots Man

God, what a great headline - and it's true. You've probably all heard this story by now. Here are some yucks courtesy of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS:

"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.' "

"The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep."

"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."

1 Comments:

At 2/15/2006 8:09 PM, Blogger Sam said...

What a mess.

 

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